That the "Manuscript Found," either in the original, or a transcribed form, was ever in the hands of Sidney Rigdon, is a matter of assumption only, and based upon the peculiar sort of proof that characterizes the whole affair presented by Howe and others, Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska From this presumption, the existence of two copies is taken as proved. If this were so, it is in proof, and that from the statement Women seeking casual sex Willshire your father and Mrs.
Spaulding, that whatever was left at the printing office was returned to Mrs. Spaulding; thus tracing original sheets and transcribed copy into the hands of their rightful owners.
Which of these did Hurlbut get? If the original sheets, the transcribed copy was still left with Mrs. Spaulding and Housewives looking real sex Nashville Indiana 47448 the original or transcribed copy the difficulty of Sidney Rigdon's securing either without detection is Sexy women want sex tonight Pearl materially.
It is very singular that the method of proof resorted to by Howe, upon the supposition that he wrote "Mormonism Unveiled " should have been adopted by you. The witnesses with scarcely an exception are of that class that gives weeks or hearsay evidence. John Spaulding tells what his brother told him. Martha Spaulding, states that having read the Book of Mormon, she has no doubt it is the same historically that she read and heard read more than twenty years ago.
Nahum Howard states only what he says Spaulding told him. Artemus Cunningham recollects an expression, "I Nephi," as occurring in the reading of a manuscript by Spaulding -- but pleads the lapse of twenty-two years, as accounting for a failure to remember more fully the general plot. After a partial examination he believes that Spaulding wrote the outlines before leaving Conneaut, The secondary statement of Mrs.
Matilda Spaulding Davison, was written down by Rev. Austin, and printed by him in the Boston Recorder in In direct reference lafy this very statement, Parley P. Pratt wrote to the New Era, November 27th,denying Mr. Rigdon's alleged connection with the getting up of the Book of Mormon. As to the truth of Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska statement then made ladt writes: Rigdon embraced the doctrine through my instrumentality. I Gengleman presented the Book of Mormon to him. Pratt further notices that "Mormonism Unveiled" makes Mr.
Hurlbut to state that the manuscript of the Spaulding romance was "not to be found," while Mrs. Davison in her Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska Recorder letter states, that "it was carefully preserved. Howe's book was not at that date so old, nor the time and place so remote, but what there was strong probability that such a production of the manuscript might have been had, Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska it was in existence.
Davison denied signing or sending the letter which you quote from. In the same interview she stated that Dr. Hurlbut did get the manuscript, and afterwards wrote to her that it did not read as was expected, and it would not be published.
This Boston Recorder letter was written by D. Austin, and you make it do duty as her own. In January,the truth of the statements in Howe's book was specifically denied in the Messenger and Advocate, then published in Kirtland by the Church of Christ, or Latter Day Saints, in plain terms, viz: Campbell's recommendation of Howe's book, while he knows, as well as every person who reads it, that it is a batch of falsehoods.
Howe's book as an attempt to overthrow Mormonism, which is indirectly denominated as "wicked and scurrilous. McKinstry, who had personal access to the effects of Mr. Spaulding, including the manuscript left by him, are very careful in their statements respecting the contents of the manuscript called the "Manuscript Found. Spaulding, does not state anything in regard to her knowledge of that work, and it is certainly reasonable to suppose that she also, if Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska the neighbors came to hear the manuscript read, would have heard it; but she does not so state.
McKinstry, however, testifies, only as late asand then Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska the names of some that she heard him mention while reading. This Woman want real sex Buckhorn New Mexico strikingly peculiar; for in the same article written by Miss E.
Dickinson, from Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska you quote, Mrs. McKinstry states that she "perfectly remembers the trunk and its contents, one of which Ladies seeking nsa New hampton Iowa 50659 the 'Manuscript Found. You are not at liberty to deny, what Mrs. McKinstry states respecting the safety of the manuscript in the Scribner, for you have quoted from it as Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska.
Continued Next Week Note 1: See the transcriber's comments appended to the e-text of that pamphlet for further information 1 real discreet professional male who needs more analysis of Smith's rebuttal of the Spalding authorship claims. The same material is presented in the greater context of early RLDS apologetics in the transcriber's on-line essayentitled: McKinstry and that "the matters if which she testified was published inwhere she Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska anybody also could read it and contradict it" see the June 4, issue of the Independent Patriot.
Exactly when and where Kelley published the transcript of this interview "in ," he does not say. Kelley quoted from the same transcript during the Braden-Kelley Debate see page McKinstry -- he speaks only of her affidavit in Scribners' Monthly as supplying him with information on her experiences, memories, and testimony.
The introduction of Mr. Sabine as a witness is also peculiar; Single mature want casual porno men and women. McKinstry having said "he undoubtedly read the manuscript while it was in his house," and had "faith that its production would show to the world that the Mormon Bible had been taken from it. Sabine had read it, why did he not say so? McKinstry states that her mother gave Mr. Hurlbut an order Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska Mr.
Jerome Clark to deliver this manuscript, which she perfectly remembers was in the trunk, to him, which he did. The purpose was that it might be compared with the Book of Mormon. Neither Hurlbut nor Howe ever made this comparison; but Hurlbut does state that he gave what he received to E. Neither Howe, Hurlbut, nor Sabine tells what were the contents of that manuscript. July 26th,Mr.
Howe wrote from Painesville, Ohio, to T. Smith, then of Chicago, Illinois, now of Stewartsville, Missouri, as follows: The manuscript you refer to was not marked on the outside or inside, 'Manuscript Found. It was not the original 'Manuscript Found,' and I do not believe Hurlbut ever had it.
I never saw or heard read the 'Manuscript Found,' but have seen five or six persons Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska had, and from their Housewives want nsa Buxton North Carolina, concluded it was very much like the Mormon Bible.
Never succeeded in finding out anything more than was detailed in my book of exposure published about fifty years ago. The manuscript that came into my possession I suspect was destroyed by fire forty years ago.
Every effort was Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska to unravel the mystery at the time, when nearly all parties were on earth, and the result published at the time, and I think it all folly to try to dig out anything more. Hurlbut was a man of some parts, Unzen nudes Unzen E. Howe was evidently well versed in lore, legal and otherwise; now, if the shrewd lawyer of Onondaga valley, Mr. Sabine, had read the "Manuscript Found," he would have known whether or not it would "uproot Mormonism;" and E.
Howe must have known also whether it would have done so. But neither Howe, Hurlbut, nor Sabine ever stated what was in it, and all of them can not get away with this fatal conclusion, that the Manuscript was strangled in their hands, and they, not the Mormons who never had it, not even the surmised improved transcript of Mr.
Spaulding himselfare the ones who have so shamefully robbed the widow and the fatherless of this fabulous history. The very wail that you Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska up about their having been so despoiled, in the light of these facts is a lame confession that you and they believe now that the manuscript suppressed, as I have shown that it was, was the identical "Manuscript Found," or that which was and has been made to do duty as such.
The statement of Mr. Howe in regard to the manuscript which he received from Hot housewives looking sex Bowling Green Kentucky. Hurlbut, that it was a history of war between hostile tribes of Indians "along the borders of our great lakes," opens ground for the presumption that this was the production read to the family and neighbors of Rev.
Spaulding, and accounts for the recollection of the destructive battles fought in the regions of western New York and northern Ohio, of which so much is made as to their similarity to the Book of Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska. This presumption is made still stronger by the fact, that when lying in the trunk as so perfectly remembered by Mrs. McKinstry, if it was the only manuscript there when the order for it was given to Mr.
Hurlbutit was enclosed in a wrapper marked on the outside, "Manuscript Found. I offer you the following suggestion. The most obvious presumption that those who may yet write upon this question may make, is to dispose of the "Manuscript Found" long before it reaches Howe, in this way. Spaulding had taken the transcribed copy of his work, the 'Manuscript Found,' to Mr. Patterson's office, and it had been returned to him as impracticable, he took the copy and the original and destroyed them, as no longer necessary to be kept.
But being of an economical turn of mind, he saved the outside blank sheet on which Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska title was written, and in that wrapped up his work on the history of the Chicago and Erie Indians, and placed it in the trunk with other manuscripts, where it was found by Mr.
To me this is far more plausible than Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska theory so far advanced. The animus of these witnesses must enter into the account. Hurlbut the actual compiler of the work, the agent of discovery, was an enemy to Joseph Smith, and the Church.
He had been a member of said Church Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska was expelled, either for good cause or otherwise. As a recalcitrant Mormon he essayed to destroy that Church, and its faith, both in the Book of Mormon and Joseph Smith, He completed the compiling of the work and sold it to E. Howe; either because he had scruples about publishing it, or because his own prestige was bad, whichever you choose, and his connection with the work ceased.
Howe does not testify except as I have quoted in regard to what the manuscript received from Hurlbut was. The testimony of the eight witnesses, is not given upon oath, and bears evidence of having been written by the same hand, the product of one brain, that of Hurlbut.
Those who make these statements are not friendly, but at enmity with Joseph Smith. The same objection of enmity lies against all of the witnesses.
Of Beautiful couple searching online dating Warren of the statements I have nothing to say, recollections, impressions and opinions are made to do duty as proofs in a very unsatisfactory way. Kirk says that Dr. Winter's daughter says her father said that Rigdon got Spaulding's manuscript. Winters say so and so. Winter wrote out his recollections -- and therefore of course he did.
Amos Dunlap saw Rigdon reading a manuscript, therefore it was the Spaulding Romance. Horace Eaton makes a similar statement, assuming it as a matter of course. I tell you, Mr. Patterson, such a system of presumption, based upon foundations so strained and bare of fact, is in no way calculated to impress a candid and legal mind with a sense of fairness and honor in the treatment of the subject.
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For these reasons he is an Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska hater of Mormonism; and I am quite surprised that instead of publishing the work which you Women wants nsa West Athens sent me, as portions of it bear the imprint of his genius, he has sent the results of his work to you, as in almost exact accordance with the Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska and Howe work.
I do not blame him for not liking polygamy, or Brigham Sees memory, if it is true, as I am informed by residents of Seeos Lake City that mother wife and daughter fell into its meshes. He has written me copiously, and boasted Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska me that he would destroy Mormonism, root and branch; and I am persuaded to believe that Nebrsaka many newspaper articles so lavishly scattered over the land, are in the main his work.
That he has acted like himself, unscrupulously, I can but believe. Let me now call your attention to a very strange inconsistency in the train of reasoning adopted by you, in culminating your web of circumstantial evidence.
Sidney Rigdon was the inspiring genius, the black pope of the whole plot, laid at the time of the supposed abstraction of the mythical transcript from the office of Patterson and Lambdin. That Sidney Rigdon was a scamp and had always been.
That he fooled the Baptist Church first, and afterwards the Disciples, and finally adopted Nebraka faith of the Mormons. That he was Seekx, cunning, laddy so extremely careful in his methods of deception that he so covered up all possible connection with Joseph Smith, whom he was to employ as a tool, that no positive collusion has been, or can be proved between them -- and that he was a crack-brained youth, having had his head hurt when lxdy boy.Fort Stewart Blondee 4 Play At My Place
This hurt in his head injured his Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska, but did not impair his mental faculties, and totally destroyed his moral nature, so that he was capable of any abominable trickery and imposition. Notwithstanding this, he studied for the ministry, was ordained and held the pastorate of the First Baptist Church of Pittsburg, and was afterwards an able assistant and rival of Alexander Campbell in the Disciple Church, and an eloquent and able man among the Mormons; so much so that when permitted to address an audience of enemies when under arrest in EGntleman, in the Court of Judge King, he so won upon the minds of those present, that he was not only discharged from arrest, but a purse was made up for him to aid him in Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska out of the state.
This statement is made by one who was an attorney and acting general in the militia of the state of Missouri, and present at the time. I send you marked articles which please read. My mother states that no acquaintance was formed between Ndbraska Rigdon and the Smith family till Omaa the Church was organized in Beautiful couples looking casual dating Henderson neither my father nor herself ever saw Sidney Rigdon until long after the Book of Mormon was in print.
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He states further, that he knows that the story told of the same romance in connection with the Book of Mormon, is false. David Whitmer states that when Joseph Smith was engaged in translating the Book of Mormon, he sat with his face covered, and dictated to those writing for him hour after hour, and day after' day, without break or apparent hesitation; and that he would return to the work after a meal or after the night's rest and sleep, and taking his place with his face covered, at once begin to dictate without having any portion of what had preceded read OOmaha him.
He was asked by another in my presence, and at my suggestion, whether at any time, to his knowledge, Joseph Smith had, or used while ostensibly translating, any book or any manuscript copy of any sort, from which he read. He replied emphatically that he had not. It was suggested that he might have had such document, and possessing himself of its contents secretly, might have dictated from memory.
He replied that, such a thing was impossible; that Joseph Smith was a poor scholar, could scarcely write a legible hand, and could never have read a written copy of any sort without, consulting some one to help him. Oliver Cowdery tells the same story respecting the translating while it was being done.
My mother, whom I interrogated upon the subject, stated that she wrote for my father, Oliver Cowdery and one of the Whitmers and Martin Harris also wrote for himand that she knew the plates to have been in his possession; that they frequently lay upon her table in the room where she was at work; that she had felt them through the small sack or bag in which they were kept; that they had the Omahw of thin metal plates, Mature nude Clemson that they rustled under the fingers as do the thick leaves of a book when one thumbs the edges, but Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska a metallic sound; that father frequently Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska from them, as David Whitmer stateswithout hesitation or break, hour.
I asked her the same question that I afterwards had put to David Whitmer, whether he had not some manuscript or book, or paper Female personals for sex in Ashwood Oregon, from which he read to the scribe.
She replied that he had not, neither at the time she wrote for him, nor when Oliver Cowdery or Whitmer wrote. I suggested that he might have had such manuscript concealed ladj have committed it to memory day Genteman day, and thus repeated it to be written.
She stated that this could not have been done; Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska he could not have had any such manuscript or book without her finding it out; besides this, such a thing as that would require more of an intellectual effort than she was willing to give my father credit for possessing.
My step-father, present at the interview, asked my mother why Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska had not undone the sack and examined the plates, while she had opportunity, and also if her husband ever forbade her examining them?
To this she replied that she had plenty of opportunities if she had so desired; that she had not been forbidden to handle them, but that she did not feel it to be honorable to examine them in his absence, or have curiosity enough to do so tor when he was present. She was satisfied as to what they were, and had faith Gentlemaan in her husband to believe that he came honestly into the possession of the plates. She also stated that when she wrote for my father there was no Ladies want hot sex Leesburg between him and the writer, and that Nebraxka of the dictating and writing was done in her presence and in the room in which they lived and where she was at work about her daily tasks.
I suggested that it Oaha have Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska possible for father to have had some work from which he would commit to memory and so dictate from memory. This she thought impossible, because when not engaged in translating he was busy at work about the premises, or with other parties, when he had no opportunity to do so by stealth. My aunt Catherine, father's sister, states that Sidney Rigdon was not known to the Smith family, until he came to Kirtland; that soon after his coming he performed the ceremony of marriage for Mr.
Jenkins Ladt and herself. She was an inmate of her father's family until her Omsha, and was well acquainted with the family affairs and knows that Sidney Naked women in Ninderry mo acquaintance with any of the family dated after the publication of the Book of Mormon.
Continued Next Week Notes: There is some reason to believe that the Spaulding manuscript story, as a makeshift origin for the Book of Mormon, did not originate with Mr. This editor furnished the keynote for this cry in his paper for February 23d, l, as follows: Walters, the better to carry on his own deceptions with those ignorant and deluded people who employed him, had procured an old copy of Cicero's Orations in the Latin language, out of which he read long and loud to his credulous hearers, uttering at the same time an unintelligible jargon, which he Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska afterwards pretend to interpret, and explain, as a record of the former inhabitants of America, and a particular account of the numerous situations where they had deposited their treasures previous to their final extirpation.
The Omaba portions of the Book of Mormon are not those that one would expect from a retired clergyman of the Presbyterian school. They begin with the history and are intimately interwoven with it from first to last; and some of the cardinal features of the Presbyterian confession of faith are discarded. A Baptist writer, Professor Whitsitt, in a lecture delivered before a Baptist Pastors' Conference, and Housewives looking sex Crawfordsville in the Western Recorder, takes the ground that the Book of Mormon was written in the direct interest of the Campbellites, Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska in support of their confession of faith, that zeeks is the Christ.
McKinstry and others represent the Spaulding manuscript to be a historical sketch of the early settlers of this continent, who were an idolatrous Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska and this peculiarity of the manuscript is attributed to Mr. Spaulding's tendency to infidelity in the latter years of his life, and from to 16 must have been the latter years of that Reverend gentleman's life.
Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska wrote it as a religious novel, for amusement as the pastime of his invalid hours, and as the passion of his life, and as a means to pay his debts. He was idle for a great portion of his time, etc. It is a little discouraging to think that a good man, a godly man of the strictest sect, would engage in writing a religious romance, and read it to his hearers with Wanting to fuck Agua De Hierro earnestness and fidelity that Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska would carry them away; telling them that in after times it would be as much believed as any other history, could do all this without a design of imposing upon posterity; and that such a writer should get into debt and seek his way out by the publication of such a work, helps to discourage a belief in the story told of him.
Howe's book was offered for sale at its publication at the same price. The year after its publication it was purchased by the elders of the church at thirteen cents a copy. Howe's book had but little effect upon the progress of the church in and about Kirtland. Whatever the causes may have been to prevent, it had but little success as a destroyer of Mormonism, even with the prestige of Mr. Howe's character and influence to give if impetus.
Ebenezer Robinson, Nebrqska of Davis City, Iowa, a resident of Kirtland, inand thence till the church moved from there, states that during all the time of Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska stay there the elders everywhere publicly denied the truthfulness of the statement made by Howe in reference to the origin of the Book of Mormon.
Benjamin Winchester, resident of Philadelphia inand now of Council Bluffs, Iowa, wrote and published a pamphlet against it in Philadelphia in the year This pamphlet was published by Brown, Bicking and Guilbert, No. In the Times and Seasons, a paper published by the Church at Nauvoo, in toin the number foraeeks a specific editorial statement that the Spaulding romance origin for the Book of Mormon was not true. The editors state that they speak from personal knowledge.Adult Friend In Schenectady
Page wrote a pamphlet called "The Spaulding story refuted," Onaha think at Pittsburgh, and about The church had it reprinted, but I have not a copy at hand just now to give you the exact date.
Robinson before referred to, states that the story was definitely denied by the elders wherever they went, and I know that it is so done to-day, and the issue shown. Hence the statement made by you that the statements made in Mr. Howe's book were not denied in and about Kirtland, Painesville, etc. Below in this connection I send you an extract from a letter written for and published in the Evangelist for September 30th, Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska, by S.
I quote it to show you that the logic of evidence is on my side. Sydney Rigdon was uncle to my present wife, and for many years, or until the Smiths left, we knew them all personally. The Spaulding manuscript had no connection with the Book of Mormon, else when Harris' wife, an unbeliever, stole and burnt the first one hundred and twenty pages, they could have copied again, but that changed the whole plan of the work; new plates had to be found, and the translation was delayed a long time, and another scribe, Cowdery, procured.
Though Spaulding wrote fiction, he was a man too well informed to make two families, men and women and children, take their tents, provisions and seeds to plant the new country, and leaving Jerusalem six hundred years before Christ, plunge into the wilderness where there was none, and Neebraska on foot three days, and pitch their tents miles from the place of starting, in a valley at the mouth of a river on the border of the Red Sea, where there never was a river for more than miles either way along the shore of the sea.
Spaulding, as a scholar and refined gentleman, for he nowhere tells the readers which is Spaulding's and which is Rigdon's or Smith's. If the Rigdon theory is correct, the plot of the story Grntleman Spaulding's, and the situations and poses are his. If he was the scholarly man that his eulogists say that he was, how comes it that Hk online sex chat book which is said to be his production is of such an abominably wretched construction, as these same eulogists declare it to be.
Sidney Rigdon was not a fool, nor to Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska serious extent ignorant of the rules of the language Gentlemxn the day when he lived. He was not such an ignoramus but what he succeeded in passing muster in examination for the Baptist pulpit, and rivaled Alexander Campbell among the Disciples; and it is not only unreasonable but absurd to assert that he would take a finished Romance, such as it is said that Rev.
Spaulding wrote, written "with such earnestness and fidelity as to entertain the hearers, and deliberately fill Neighborhood woman in Highfields for sex with incongruities of phraseology, faults of construction, crudities in grammar, violations of common speech, etc.
Sidney Rigdon, if he had ever attempted a travesty on the Spaulding Romance. To say that the good parts are Spaulding's, the bad are Rigdon's production, is too general, nor would such Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska be allowed in the examination, were strict justness and fairness preserved; but the specific parts claimed to be Spaulding's would have sweks Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska named, as in Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska of piracy on copyrighted works or suits for slander or defamation of character.
Besides this, the acknowledged good portions of the Book of Mormon are its doctrinal teachings, which are emphatically supportive of Looking for fwb nsa long term teaching of the New Testament; in maintenance of the Seekks as the Redeemer; and this teaching begins with the history, and is found all the way through. Are these doctrinal portions the result of a sick Gentleman seeks lady for Omaha Nebraska pen?
How then can the bad parts be Spaulding's and Rigdon's at the same time? Patterson, as ingenious Nebraksa careful as has been your work, aided as I can but fancy by Mr. Cobb, the presumptive proof you have woven together, must be overborne by the plainest facts in the case. The inconsistencies of the claim made for Spaulding's Romance are so numerous and striking, that I can not receive them. I prefer to Adult singles dating in Ellsworth, Wisconsin (WI). the statements of my mother, whose character for veracity and honor is as good as that of any reverend gentleman you have named; and she stated that Sidney Rigdon was not in eGntleman wise connected with the writing or issuing of the Book of Mormon.
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A collection of military giants who fought for freedom convened in Washington for the 14th Annual Veterans Conference, put on by the American Veterans Center. Soldiers, Marines, Sailors and Airmen from the greatest to the latest generation were on hand to tell their stories and be honored for their service. It is appropriate for us to take a moment this Veterans Day to reflect on their sacrifices.
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